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ECCENTRICASaturday, 29 April 2006The News - Some Loose EndsIt has been widely accepted that Tony Blair has had his worst week in office since taking power.Under Charles Clarke the Home Office has wrongly released foreign prisoners into the community, under Patricia Hewitt the NHS is in a funding crisis and under John Prescott is a woman gasping for air with three broken ribs.Tracey Temple was said to have been irresistibly attracted to powerful men at the centre of government but as none of them was interested she decided to shag John Prescott instead.Labour sources say that the real fear for Tony Blair is that after keeping a 2 year affair secret from his wife John Prescott could now be seen as dangerously competent.At The Royal College Of Nurses Conference in Bournemouth the Health Secretary Patricia Hewitt was mobbed by 2,000 screaming women in nurses uniforms, her worst day on the job ever and Boris Johnson's favourite dream made reality.Calls grew for the Home Secretary, Charles Clarke, to resign after it was revealed that over a thousand foreign prisoners were mistakenly released on to the streets of Britain. Tony Blair has promised voters that he will personally speed up the dep\ortations of certain undesirables, starting with Charles Clarke, John Prescott and Patricia Hewitt.Some 35,000 chickens at a poultry farm in Norfolk have been slaughtered after dead birds tested positive for a strain of bird flu. Well they were supposed to be culled but because of a government cock-up they have now been released into the community instead.
ECCENTRICASaturday, 29 April 2006The News - Some Loose EndsIt has been widely accepted that Tony Blair has had his worst week in office since taking power.Under Charles Clarke the Home Office has wrongly released foreign prisoners into the community, under Patricia Hewitt the NHS is in a funding crisis and under John Prescott is a woman gasping for air with three broken ribs.Tracey Temple was said to have been irresistibly attracted to powerful men at the centre of government but as none of them was interested she decided to shag John Prescott instead.Labour sources say that the real fear for Tony Blair is that after keeping a 2 year affair secret from his wife John Prescott could now be seen as dangerously competent.At The Royal College Of Nurses Conference in Bournemouth the Health Secretary Patricia Hewitt was mobbed by 2,000 screaming women in nurses uniforms, her worst day on the job ever and Boris Johnson's favourite dream made reality.Calls grew for the Home Secretary, Charles Clarke, to resign after it was revealed that over a thousand foreign prisoners were mistakenly released on to the streets of Britain. Tony Blair has promised voters that he will personally speed up the dep\ortations of certain undesirables, starting with Charles Clarke, John Prescott and Patricia Hewitt.Some 35,000 chickens at a poultry farm in Norfolk have been slaughtered after dead birds tested positive for a strain of bird flu. Well they were supposed to be culled but because of a government cock-up they have now been released into the community instead.
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