Railway - Some Comments from trainblog.co.uk
Ok, so the last post should have read 2012 for the Olympics’ but I can’t be fussed to edit the article.
I found these at www.trainblog.co.uk
They focus on One ate the moment but are widening scope. My comments have ‘ around them.
Smelly Food
"Thanks to the chap who sat next to me last night on the 2300hrs from London to Ipswich and ate a pasty, packet of crisps and a crunchy bar. Disgusting animal."
'That would be me then'
"Would the hurray-Henry's who come from Woodbridge kindly keep the volume of their inane whitter, communal crossword solving and clinking of champagne glasses down."
‘That sounds like the South West train from Epsom to Wimbledon then'
Ipswich Bike Park
"My sympathy to the bloke who's front wheel was pinched off his bike yesterday. Why do ONE allow some people to treat the bike area as a Halfords smorgasbord for spares?"
Ipswich BIKE LIGHTS
"To the B*****D who pinched my bike lights at Ipswich station. I hope you rot in
hell."
Virgin Galactic
"I hope Branson's new service launches smoothly. One question though, I just got
the bus replacement for my broken train, what will replace the galactic service when
that breaks? Bus from moon to Norwich? Markzz"
New Trains?
"They are Virgin's second hand cast-offs. 'one' specified that the seats were to
arrive 'pre-knackered'."
One Train Service again
"We will not supply you with air con or offer you complimentary drinks but for the
3rd day in a row you will be late home because the gaffer tape holding the overhead
cable together has snapped again...."
I found these at www.trainblog.co.uk
They focus on One ate the moment but are widening scope. My comments have ‘ around them.
Smelly Food
"Thanks to the chap who sat next to me last night on the 2300hrs from London to Ipswich and ate a pasty, packet of crisps and a crunchy bar. Disgusting animal."
'That would be me then'
"Would the hurray-Henry's who come from Woodbridge kindly keep the volume of their inane whitter, communal crossword solving and clinking of champagne glasses down."
‘That sounds like the South West train from Epsom to Wimbledon then'
Ipswich Bike Park
"My sympathy to the bloke who's front wheel was pinched off his bike yesterday. Why do ONE allow some people to treat the bike area as a Halfords smorgasbord for spares?"
Ipswich BIKE LIGHTS
"To the B*****D who pinched my bike lights at Ipswich station. I hope you rot in
hell."
Virgin Galactic
"I hope Branson's new service launches smoothly. One question though, I just got
the bus replacement for my broken train, what will replace the galactic service when
that breaks? Bus from moon to Norwich? Markzz"
New Trains?
"They are Virgin's second hand cast-offs. 'one' specified that the seats were to
arrive 'pre-knackered'."
One Train Service again
"We will not supply you with air con or offer you complimentary drinks but for the
3rd day in a row you will be late home because the gaffer tape holding the overhead
cable together has snapped again...."
2 Comments:
Hmm, hate to break it to you, but the London Olymics are not until 2012.
Like, um I corrected that in the last post of Satterday. I do hate people who don't say who they are, can't you be constructive and leave a name rather than staying behind the Anonymous shield.
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