Friday, February 23, 2007

Passion that Nibbles the Botty.

Nearly put me off my sandwiches. bet it was none to nice when they came out. I thought curry was bad too.

"The 38-year-old woman, from Galati, went to hospital with stomach pains claiming
she had swallowed a foreign object but without saying what it was.
Doctors were surprised when the x-ray showed false teeth in her stomach.
Eventually she admitted she gulped down the denture while experimenting a 'special
type of passionate kiss' with her boyfriend.
After spending two days in hospital, the foreign object left the woman's body the
natural way."

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Friday, January 19, 2007

Them Wings

More travel for Jaid and I this week around the north including Liverpool, Stockport, Salford, Wellingborough and Leeds. I’m in Middlesbrough next week plus a short stint in Scotland so thought this story was topical. I fear for the dogs safety!



‘Owl terrorises Middlesbrough
A giant owl is terrorising shoppers and drinkers in Middlesbrough town centre.
The bird, capable of taking foxes and small deer, launches itself off high roofs
and swoops on passers-by, reports the Sun.
The eagle owl, which has a 5ft wingspan, set up home on the roof of Middlesbrough
train station in September - but turned nasty over Christmas.
Craig Smith told how the bird swooped on him from behind as he ran through the station
car park to catch a train.
He recalled: "I heard a loud woo-woo noise and looked over my shoulder to see this
creature with silver wings, claws stretched out.
"I ran as fast as I could on to the platform and it flew away. On Christmas Eve I
saw it go for a man coming out of a pub and chase him down the street."
Another victim dad-of-four Mark Fryett, 40, said: "I was leaving work when I heard
a hoot and a whoosh and saw this big white face coming at me. I put my arm up and
hit its wing and it fell on the floor, but got up again and flew off.
"I was really shaken up. It was like something out of Harry Potter - I thought it
was going to pick me up! I went home and called police, but I think they thought
I was drunk."
Rachael Stewart, of the Kirkleatham Owl Centre in Redcar, North Yorks, said: "We
think it must have escaped from a travelling show.
"Volunteers have tried to catch it a couple of times. It's not dangerous to people
but it will have to hunt to survive. It could easily kill a cat or small dog."’

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